Grumpus Crawl

Grumpus Crawl 2023
Holiday
Mythology
Scare back the deep night
&
have fun with fright
Perchta
​Germanic Goddess who in winter leads the wild men through town to scare evil spirits. She will give gold to the good, or cut open the bad!
Todd and Margo Chester
Todd and Margo plan to ruin the holiday plans of the Griswolds and fail miserably.
Yule Lads
Children so bad that Gryla decided to keep them! They harass the household during Yule stealing, licking, spying, and generally annoying.
Sexy Lady Krampus
Designed by victorian postcard makers in the 1890s, lady Krampus is sexy, has a whip, and steals bad men to put in her basket.
Belsnickle
A rude fur-clad present bringiner from German mythology who is kind of a "drunk uncle" version of Santa.
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer
First ever mutant cyborg holiday animal.
Krampus
The original wild men who would roam the German night with Perchta, over time they began working with St. Nick as the bad-cop to his good-cop.
Mari Lwyd
The haunted horse skull that wanders the Welsh countryside challenging people to word battles to win whiskey and treats. If she likes you she follows you about.
Yule Cat
Another of Gryla's minions, the Yule Cat is a huge and vicious cat that roams the countryside eating people who did not get new clothes for the holiday.
Wet Bandits
Harry Lyme and Marv Murchins are a pair of burglars who are featured in Home Alone (1992)
Baba Yaga
Slavic folk witch who roams the forest in her chicken leg hut and either saves you, or takes you and uses you for spell parts.
Grinch
Hated 1957 character that steals Christmas from the children of Whoville-- along with his pet dog Max.
Gryla
Giantess living in the icelandic mountains that will eat children in the winter-- along with her nasty band of elves called the Yule Lads.
Elf on the Shelf
Elf on the shelf began as a dystopian nightmare to scare children into behaving... and still is. It sits and watches you and reports on your negative behavior to the big Santa.
Snow Queen
A Russian tale which includes a queen seeking eternal winter and her plan to dominate the world with ice.
Scrooge and Ghosts
From the 1843 novel A Christmas Carol by Dickens, Scrooge is a rich and miserly man who is visited by the sprits of Christmas Past, Present and Future-- each scaring him into changing his ways.

